Schlockmeister director Ed Wood inflicted this turkey in 1955, one of the final films of a screen icon.
by Rich Watson
This post is part of the So Bad It’s Good Blogathon, an event celebrating bad movies. At the end I’ll tell you where you can find more posts like this.
A lot of good movies came out in 1955: Oklahoma! Guys and Dolls. Rebel Without a Cause. Movies fondly remembered, and in some cases, cherished, to this day. Legendary directors like Hitchcock, Wilder, Preminger, and more were active that year, working with stars like Marilyn Monroe, Frank Sinatra, and James Dean.
And then there was Ed Wood.
Who made a movie called Bride of the Monster.
Really.
Who was Ed Wood?
The TLDR edition: Edward D. Wood Jr., as he was usually credited, made cheap sci-fi, horror and sexploitation flicks during the fifties and sixties. He was not very good at it. Film nerds rediscovered him in the eighties and now he’s considered a “cult” filmmaker, like Tommy Wiseau or whoever made Sharknado. The centennial of Wood’s birth was last October.
In 1955 Wood made Bride, also known as “Bride of the Atom,” about a mad scientist and his possible connection to a monster on a killing spree. Also, an octopus.
It starred Bela Lugosi.
Bela Lugosi’s dead
Lugosi and Wood met in 1952 through Bride screenwriter Alex Gordon. Lugosi hadn’t been in a film since 1948. Allegedly, he had been so hard up for cash that Gordon arranged to have him stand outside the star-studded Hollywood premiere of House of Wax with a dude in a gorilla costume, on a leash.
Lugosi and Wood’s first collaboration was with the 1953 gender-bender flick Glen or Glenda. Lugosi plays an unnamed scientist who co-narrates. He should’ve been in Wood’s Jail Bait the next year, but was sick.
This page summarizes the written correspondence between the two in 1954. Speculation has been that Wood exploited Lugosi, but the author disagrees:
If Ed Wood’s goal was to exploit Bela Lugosi for financial gain, he did a pretty poor job of it. Ed lived in abject poverty for nearly all his time in Hollywood and was occasionally too poor even to afford a telephone. And yet his love of classic monster movies, especially those starring Bela Lugosi, was so profound that he would buy horror memorabilia (including figurines, paperbacks and albums) when he barely had money to pay his rent.
Gordon wrote an early screenplay of Bride in 1953, but Wood didn’t have enough money to shoot it at the time. Co-star Tony McCoy’s father, a meat packing plant owner, put up the money on the condition that his son appear in the film as the hero.
Oh, and it had to end with an atomic explosion.
You can’t make this up.
Making Bride of the Atom Monster
Is Bride any good?
Also in 1955:
- Marty debuts. Next year it wins Best Picture.
- Blackboard Jungle uses the song “Rock Around the Clock” in the soundtrack. Teenagers lose their minds.
- The Seven Year Itch includes the shot of wind blowing through a subway grating up Marilyn Monroe’s dress.
- James Dean dies.
- Bruce Willis is born.
Bride is certainly distinguished by that speech of Lugosi's that you mention, one of the great, schlocky mad scientist monologues of all time! It's a great film to watch with the right group of friends.
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